how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes
if i’m not in your snapchat best friends we can’t be best friends
relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend
my gay ass:
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast