validx2:

lmao

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

coluring:

if i’m not in your snapchat best friends we can’t be best friends

britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

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suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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unclefather:

why are you doing this? please stop. if it’s money you want, name your price. just stop doing this to him. he doesn’t deserve this.

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast